This is a car. This is an American car. It was manufactured in the 70's. A company named Ford made it. It was birthed by baffons, drawn-up by morons and sold by men named 'Joe' and 'Buck'. I hated this car; it was bestowed upon from above like boils on Job's festered skin. This car was rolled into my life and it bore the name, "Ford Mustang II".


Not the actual car. Not to scale.

I drove this car during my years in High School in the late-90's. For millions of years men reproduced quite easily with the opposite sex by flexing their muscles, acting charming or by the crude and under-academically-understood act of the wagging of genitalia - so we read. Quite like a wardrobe full of piano ties, this Mustang reversed all the hard-fought gains by men with women and produced in the opposite sex a very obvious revulsion for anyone unlucky enough to be sitting in the driver seat. If men are to tell you the opposite occurs for owners of a Mustang II, you should take their fallacious tale cum grano salis.

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Slate thinks the stupidest bike lane in the US is located in Los Angeles, CA near Wilshire. Watch the video and tell Slate where you think the stupidest bike lane ever is.

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"...ecosystems...decomposition..."

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"To have a capacity for a passion and not to realise it, is to make oneself incomplete and limited".

—Oscar Wilde

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Heath Ledger died today. The Oscars chose dark, and moody movies to nominate. The stock market around the World is crashing. I saw a monster destroy New York City last night; every character in the movie died.

Search Google images for "deep sadness". The majority of images are obituaries or notices informing that someone died. Death is on our minds.

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart."
—Johann Wolfgang Goethe

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Well, Seth Rogen, along with, Craig Robinson. Traci Lords (porn star), Elizabeth Banks (Beth from 40 Year Old Virgin), Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith (fat genius!), Ricky Mabe, Jeff Anderson and oh yeah, Katie Morgan (porn star). The title is "Zack & Miri Make a Porno". When hard times hit two best friends in the movie, they look to their friends to star in a porno, you know...to make cash...cause people watch porn right?!

So far, the cast seems to qualify for what's required to make a Kevin Smith-esque romp through a moment in the life of arrested adults: choke full of people acting like teenagers. Maybe it'll be the first porn where shit goes terribly wrong and no one gets laid - hey, Seth Rogen got laid in Knocked Up...there is hope for this porno movie after all. We give it's chances of success 4 boners.

—Hollywood Reporter

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